Happy Thanksgiving, Bitches!

Cars, Cardboard Cars.


On the mean streets of Seattle.

Are you there god?

Now, Jesus knows I'm no true believer. Yet even I was given pause this morning, after the events of last night, to open up my shades and, for the first time in weeks, see the shining sun and blue skies. It's like peace has returned to the shire.

Can you say, "Cut and Run"?

World's biggest pussy:

Another Reason Vermont Rocks

Vermont's Senate race between Bernie Sanders (I) and Rich Tarrant (R-boo) was called by the Associated Press one minute after polls closed. Sanders' win was the first race called today.

Listen! Do you smell something? It's change, and Vermont's stepping in it.

Megan's laminated list

1. Pauley Shore
2. Karl Malone
3. "Chunk"
4. Corey Feldman
5. "Booger"
   

Quick thought

Where did the idea for the Icecapades come from? Who thought movies and musicals performed by people on iceskates was a good idea. Seriously, this makes no sense to me. And right now it's really bothering me.

I could not be happier about this

From the New York Times:

The Rev. Ted Haggard, the former president of the National Association of Evangelicals and one of the nation’s most influential Christian leaders, admitted today that he had purchased the illegal drug methamphetamine from a gay escort in Denver, but denied that he ever had sex with the man.

Mr. Haggard resigned as president of the evangelical association and stepped aside as senior pastor of the New Life mega-church in Colorado Springs, Colo., on Thursday after Michael Forest Jones, a self-described former gay prostitute, accused him of having a sexual affair for three years and using the drug, commonly known as crystal meth, during those encounters.

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