Midnight Madness

Midnight Madness, it's gonna get to you. It doesn't matter what you say. It doesn't matter what you do, you're gonna play.

Man Utd v. Chelsea - FA Cup Final

Oh my, this is going to be freak nasty.

happiness abounds.

Poop Covered Wax Ring

In a related story, Snake and Snafu are expecting a child...Snafu is hard at work designing the perfect little nursery...

happiness abounds.

1 year, 9.5 months to go...

Random soccer baby sez: "Bring em on"

God bless the City of Olympia - I am signing our little one up as soon as she can walk:

Mommy/Daddy & Me Soccer Ages: 2 - 3½
Brace yourself and your toddler for the “World’s Most Popular Game!” As you and your child participate in our fun age-appropriate activities, your child will be developing their large motor skills and socialization skills. The fun happens on the field, and in Mommy/Daddy & Me Soccer, you won’t have to watch from the sidelines!

I hope slide tackling is 'age-appropriate'. Also beer and screaming at the other fathers.

And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day
In Mommy/Daddy and Me Soccer.

You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to...

Okay, so I'm listening to NPR on Saturday morning and pre-car talk they have this piece on about what's hot in Kenyan music (of course!). Apparently "hip" Kenyan 20 somethings who run the radio stations across the country, which all the Kenyan kiddos are glued to, LOVE KENNY ROGERS. In fact, they're into anything that came out of Nashville in the late 70's/early 80's... yes, that means Crystal Gail folks. They love her. Apparently a whole Kenyan country music movement is burgeoning all because of this radio play.

Oddly perfect.

rowdy roddy piper

fucking hell. let's get some futbol writing back in this bitch.

Liverpool defeats PSV Suckhoven 3-0.

Steve Gerrard is the best player in the world.

John Arne Riise cracked a ridiculous goal...he brings the ball down with his chest and hits a bomb half volley from 40...Eindhoven was silent and many resin balls went up in smoke in cafes all across town.

Holy shit that tall skinny stick figure boy can play.

Patrick Kluivert subs in late to fall over the ball a few times, foul half of Liverpool and look just a few years away from 65.

the end.

enjoy your futbol.

happiness abounds.

Maybe we should move to Virgina

This little bit of genius was found inside a WA State government building. Enjoy.