"Teen Wolf" Retires from MLS

Poor Ben Olsen. He played for 11 years in MLS and grew great facial hair. He battled for 37 caps for the USMNT and 221 games for DC United. He endured Nick yelling at him to get healthy with good humor when DC played Seattle in the regular season.

But he didn't listen. His ankles have given up and so has he. Farewell, Ben Olsen. Stay goofy.

Soccer Brawl Fail

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Sounders FC Expansion Draft List

This is the list of players that Seattle will protect from the Philadelphia Union in the upcoming (Wed) MLS expansion draft:

• Alonso, Osvaldo
• Evans, Brad
• Gonzalez, Leo
• Hurtado, Jhon Kennedy
• Ianni, Patrick
• Jaqua, Nate
• Keller, Kasey
• Ljungberg, Freddie
• Marshall, Tyrone
• Montero, Fredy
• Zakuani, Steve

The Union can only steal one player from any given team. (Apparently, Sounders management were confused about the rules as they apply to designated players and almost left Freddie Ljungberg unprotected!) My question is, what about James Riley?

"The Predator" Captains Real Salt Lake to MLS Championship

Seriously, doesn't anyone else see the resemblance?

Thierry Henry is a cheating bitch.

No big deal. Players just work their ass off for their whole life to get to the World Cup.

And this fucking douche blames it on the Ref for not making the call.

In that case, everybody should cheat at everything until they get caught.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OiWTFg1-zo

Snake CEO is exposed!

Who's the donkey now?

Nick, you're the donkey.

No, seriously, they're not dating...seriously, they're not.

bumblin' pudgy

I thought this might be a good way to get this bitch re-hatched for the love of god.

Snake, you still breakdancin' off the coast of France?

Snafu, you still ass slappin' with your best friend Lance?

I thought so.

Enjoy your futbol.

p.s.

Freddie totally responded to Janet's blog post. He totally responded. Totally. Freddie loves Janet. You better fucking believe it.