Poor Ben Olsen. He played for 11 years in MLS and grew great facial hair. He battled for 37 caps for the USMNT and 221 games for DC United. He endured Nick yelling at him to get healthy with good humor when DC played Seattle in the regular season.
But he didn't listen. His ankles have given up and so has he. Farewell, Ben Olsen. Stay goofy.
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Ben, you were my hero. You were our hero. Your douche bag MLS commercial will never be forgotten. Your balls out effort as a sub after Claudio Reyna tripped over his dick will never be forgotten. As Landy Cakes was trying to get past his pussy and remember how to play soccer, you played as if it was the only World Cup game you would ever play, which it was. I love you.
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