Nerds of the world come into their own.

Last night as I drank a fine brandy from a snifter at the Chateau Marmont I overheard this, "It was like I was a level twenty wizard in a land of dwarves." Well, what can be said about that. So I raise my glass to you nerds, you've come a far way since your portrayal by Robert Carradine and Anthony Edwards. But seriously, keep that kind of talk to yourselves, some of us are trying to get laid.

Ouch

I'll just post this story, as it really doesn't require much commentary:

A tattoo artist from Argentina is facing a lawsuit after drawing a penis on the back of an Argentinean football fan instead of his favorite team's official logo.

Reports said the teenager approached the tattoo artist and asked him to tattoo the logo of the Boca Junior football team on his back.

However, the tattooist was an avid supporter of the rival team and decided to play a prank on his young customer.

After reaching home, the victim proudly showed his parents his new tattoo and was surprised to learn that a penis was tattooed on his back.

According to Argentina's Terra newspaper, the victim said, "I could not see what he was tattooing because he didn't have a mirror. I only saw it when I got home and showed it to my parents."

A police spokesperson added, "The tattooist supports Boca Junior's rival, River Plate, so he got annoyed when the teenager asked him to tattoo Boca's symbol and decided to tattoo a penis instead. Unbelievable!"

Nick and Josh are Friends

Sure, they haven't seen each other for a month of Sundays, but here is photographic evidence that these two up-and-comers are indeed best buds. It's enough to make a starlet swoon.

Let's hope they find time for each again soon because--God dammit--they're too good-looking not to be seen together.

New Year, New Life

Balls on Fire, ignite!

I, of all people, know the blog has fallen on hard times, but let me be the first to transfuse a little bit of fresh enthusiasm into the old wardog. I mean, Google has unveiled a new version of Blogger itself (Jake, switch us over) and if that's not a portent of new, exciting times here at Balls on Fire, then I don't know what is.

Happy New Year everyone! Rejoice, and let the blogging begin anew!

Love,
Bishop MacNamara