Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Landon Donavon hits the Prem

Come on Landy, don't be afraid of European football. You scored against Brazil in a major cup final. Oh, come on, the Confederations Cup was a major final. Fuck you. I got your back Landy. Eventhough your wife decided to show you who's boss after you hooked up with a German model by hooking up with the two-time shagger of the year, Russell Brand, you prevailed. Well, you didn't totally prevail given that your wife hooked up with the fucking two-time shagger of the fucking year... But we'd still love to see you get some balls by playing in England and then hoist a World Cup trophy over your head so I can cry myself to sleep.

Enjoy your futbol.

hello my loyal followers


I bid you greetings from the heartland. I've attended church. I've tamed wild dogs. I've made mobile sculptures.


Enjoy your futbol.