Come on Landy, don't be afraid of European football. You scored against Brazil in a major cup final. Oh, come on, the Confederations Cup was a major final. Fuck you. I got your back Landy. Eventhough your wife decided to show you who's boss after you hooked up with a German model by hooking up with the two-time shagger of the year, Russell Brand, you prevailed. Well, you didn't totally prevail given that your wife hooked up with the fucking two-time shagger of the fucking year... But we'd still love to see you get some balls by playing in England and then hoist a World Cup trophy over your head so I can cry myself to sleep.
Enjoy your futbol.
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I think Everton is a good fit, but I worry that 10 weeks is not going to be enough time to fit in with the club and get the hang of playing in the Prem.
Snake, why are you so full of worry?
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