Sunday, February 25, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: Jake Jewsoegberg is Jewish!

However, he will never see the light of day in a Jewish cemetary because he has shot dirty ink into his skin that will never be gone ever ever or ever!

5 comments:

bishop is a battle axe said...

this is reality dick face! this is the most important news of the day!

Colin Blake said...

Woah. You're Jewish? I guess that's one more friend to cross off my list, way to go dick lips.

Jake said...

I'm going to label this prosecution exhibit 'A' in my hate crimes trial against you. You're going to be working for me, bitch!

Jake said...

Have you been taking punctuation lessons from Gninnthnnern?

josh said...

i can't pronounce your last name either.