I could start right now and by the time I die, 61 years, 5 months and 13 days from now, I still wouldn't have anything even remotely worth calling a beard.
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4 comments:
i think i might trade the beardruff for the ability to grow a beard in the first place. i think...
Then my friend, you are what we call in the beard world, a sucker. Nya.
I could start right now and by the time I die, 61 years, 5 months and 13 days from now, I still wouldn't have anything even remotely worth calling a beard.
beards liken themselves to other worldly creatures in the amazon
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