Reputed Ladies Man Reveals Himself a Boy

Many onlookers left the Luau last night disappointed, as reputed ladies man Bishop MacNamara failed to close the deal with an interested party. Said party was in fact a native Kansan woman who, according to several eyewitnesses, expressed definite interest in the notorious blogger and nanotechnologist MacNamara.

MacNamara attributes his presence at the Luau to a "shellacking" taken in Faun's Beard's weekly game. The sometime film actor and several teammates had retreated to the bar to drown their sorrows and, it turned out, take comfort in the lyrics of the also notorious B.I.G.

The lady in question is claimed to have initiated the encounter with a steathly approach to the open bar behind MacNamara, where she first addressed the group while waiting for her drinks. Reports have GinthMisterGrandeMax, fellow blogger (kind of), making nonsensical remarks, forcing the woman to take sanctuary in MacNamara's conversational sanity before retreating to her table.

MacNamara, all-around superstar, was presented with a second opportunity to close the deal when the woman returned to the bar slightly before midnight to close her tab. Despite several minutes in close proximity with the lady and the impending start of Valentine's Day, the generally talented MacNamara nonetheless failed to obtain a phone number, all to the great disbelief of his companions.

"She was hurting for a squirting" was the crude observation of one of Bishop MacNamara's teammates who was present during the encounters. MacNamara himself was made visibly uncomfortable by this statement.

In the end, the ladies man rep garnered by part-time model MacNamara has suffered a blow thanks to his boyish lack of cojones. Fellow blogger (kind of) Dick Trickle was heard to say, "grow a pair, jerkwad." Which pretty much sums it up.