Tuesday, July 11, 2006

The Magic Word

Italian defender Marco Materazzi has admitted to insulting Zinedine Zidane moments before the French captain lost his mind and head-butted Materazzi to the turf. Materazzi denies calling Zidane, who is Muslim, a "dirty terrorist," as has been widely reported. He will not say, however, what he did call Zizou.

Any guesses?

1 comment:

Jake said...

Materazzi (Kevin Kline): "You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant twerp, scum bag, fuck-face, dick-head, asshole!"

Zidane (John Cleese): "How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?"

Materazzi (Kevin Kline): "You're the Bulgarian, you fuck! Now, apologize!"

Zidane (John Cleese): "...Uh, me to you?"