No! I'll Never Believe It

In perhaps the least shocking shocking revelation of all time, Lance Bass of 'N Sync has announced he's gay. Like most people, I just assumed everyone in 'N Sync, the Backstreet Boys and that other boy band with Jessica Simpson's ex-husband was gay. Seemed to be the only explanation. Bass says he kept his sexuality a secret until now to avoid damaging 'N Sync's popularity. Because, in America, apparently there is something wrong with that.

Of course, not all boy bands are made equal. Some kick ass, like Fingerbang.