Giving Kris a Run for His Money

I have a pretty good friend who recently posted the following bulletin on MySpace. I read it and thought, wow, she and Kris are, like, grammatical soulmates! Enjoy.

why go into the city for some fuckface infested bs scene disco with shitty cloned out
music when u can come party with chill kids like us.......................................................
oyessir shame on us*** !!the land is very sleepy
but tonite a very special last minute dance party @ K + M
in bk off the bedford stop :

+siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick jamz + sci fi // japanime visheees ///---///
+david x baby x bear x hugzzz
+captain kenfriend omg 3k wow aka k k k magikmafia

playing 77 / death punk / no wave / cold wave / dark wave / top of the pops / disko class x / black metal / tweee / minimal / synth / experimental / techno / happy hardcore >>
+ u know like whatevurrr

tonite bass in your motherfucking face

@ k + m

225 N 8th St ( X = roebling )

dark o clock > forever

It's pretty awesome stuff.