Oh, the pain!

I know what you've been thinking Josh. You've been thinking, maybe Jake's too busy to post the photos of me in a skirt at the Rubik's Cube party. Perhaps it has slipped his mind, you hoped. Maybe I'll get away with it, you mused. Alas, I have merely been bidding my time, lying in the weeds, waiting for the opportune moment to strike, when your guard is down and my vile treachery will inflict the deepest wound. Now the moment is at hand. Have at you!





And just in case you're feebly considering posting the pictures of me in my red dress, I now do so myself, thus rendering you without riposte.