EPL title winners Chelsea have completed a deal for 29-year-old Ukranian striker Andriy Shevchenko. Sheva moves from Italian club AC Milan for a record fee of around 30 million pounds. He'll join coveted Feyenoord striker Salomon Kalou and Bayern Munich star Michael Ballack as the newest arrivals at Stamford Bridge.
Earlier this spring, Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho also announced the signings of Pele; Maradona; the corpse of George Best; Steven Gerrard's cousin, Gene; Shaquille O'Neal; Derek Jeter; Warren Buffet; Kris Ginthner; Dick Cheney; West Ham's entire roster; Hilary Duff; my left nut; Triumph the Insult Comic Dog; the Second Law of Thermodynamics; Kim Jong Il; Timmy, but not Jimmy; and the Ghost of Christmas Past.
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no kidding. could they throw any more money around? how many strikers does one team need? (see: dirty bar, caleb/lindsay)
Maybe we could sell Caleb and Lindsay to Chelsea for about $20 million each.
Lindsay is so hot for Ginthner!
We're all hot for Ginthner.
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