Monday, May 29, 2006

Must Be Nice


Contradicting rumors posted earlier on this site, Ronaldo has turned down a ten-year, $120 million contract offer from the New York Red Bulls of Major League Soccer. Ronaldo's agent insisted that his client intended to play a few more years in Europe before taking his game to the United States. In other news, Nick Stewart turned down a 61-year, fitty-bagillion dollar offer from Faun's Beard, saying: "Negatory, good buddy."

4 comments:

GinthMisterGrandeMax said...

Fauns Beard reps commented on the claim that Trickle was offered a contract "We are not sure that old man can play with anything other than himself"

Jake said...

Clearly a marketing decision. I read that MLS is also going after Zidane, whose best days are long since past.

bishop macnamara said...

did y'all hear about the zidane movie playing at cannes this year? apparently they just follow him around all day.

Jake said...

There's a similar movie about me in production. It follows me as I watch TV and work on my jigsaw puzzle all day.