Dick Trickle - was seen in northern Washington last summer in tight clothing. Believed to have been working on new mode of transportation "power of huge legs and Ass"! Trickle’s new mode of transportation consists of one mans ability to propel vehicles with only the use of his Ass. Washington State authorities report that Trickle has applied for permits for his alternative form of power "Methane" last year. The WSDOT has not yet given full permitted use of this power, as the effects to the environment have not been fully studied and some fear that people south of him could suffer from dizziness or possible blindness. Top University researchers have measured Tricles power output at thundering levels leaving most in utter amazement. Ass man as he has been nicknamed is seen in this photo propelling a Dodge 2500 Truck up hill with a smile.
Trickle has stated that with only a healthy serving of salami he can propel for hours. This could be a breakthrough for energy generation in the future.
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As Ron Burgundy says: "You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I want to be friends with it."
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