Stephen Gerrard, football star for club and country, challenges action hero Chuck Norris for 'World's Most Powerful Kick' honors. The midfielder made his latest play for the title with two blistering goals in Liverpool's recent FA Cup Final victory. The second was reported to have broken the sound barrier, proving Gerrrard's status as a real contender.Norris, when contacted by phone for comment, spoke briefly about his life after the show Walker, Texas Ranger. He then demonstrated his own fitness for the throne by feinting with a roundhouse kick that brought down communications along the entire west coast. Telecom officials say the damage was severe, but connections should be restored by the end of business tomorrow.
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Gerrard's kicks would seem much more impressive if he wore a cowboy hat.
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