Friday, May 19, 2006

Ginthner Captured after late night of marauding!



Story not yet known but authorities say there may be others on the loose. Band of vigilantes call themselves "Balls on Fire". Let me tell you, this reporter will not sleep easy until this band of desperados is put behind bars. Other member known only by there web names

Snake - Unconfirmed mastermind of Balls, and considered extremely dangerous. There are unconfirmed reports of a soccer game last night where Snake was involved in two incidents. One player from the other team ended up in the hospital with a broken face. Two dogs were left pissing out of fear!

Dick Trickle - Rumors abound regarding this character one thing is for sure do not feed whiskey or salami; this is a real tough character.

Bishop McNamara - Tends to be a light hearted compadre until left to his own accord on the computer. Better known for the 84 blackout Bishop is now suspected of trying to take over Microsoft through his brain eraser machine.

Meat.loaf - Authorities have little on this band member but fear this could be the real mastermind and some think most likely to incite the rest of the band.

Check back for more details...

2 comments:

Jake said...

You'll never take us alive, coppers! Me and my bloodthirsty band o' blogging bandits are just getting started. Wahahahaha!

Jake said...

And don't fret Ginthner, we'll bust you out before the hangman gets his noose 'round your neck.