Monday, May 29, 2006
Must Be Nice
Contradicting rumors posted earlier on this site, Ronaldo has turned down a ten-year, $120 million contract offer from the New York Red Bulls of Major League Soccer. Ronaldo's agent insisted that his client intended to play a few more years in Europe before taking his game to the United States. In other news, Nick Stewart turned down a 61-year, fitty-bagillion dollar offer from Faun's Beard, saying: "Negatory, good buddy."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
4 comments:
Fauns Beard reps commented on the claim that Trickle was offered a contract "We are not sure that old man can play with anything other than himself"
Clearly a marketing decision. I read that MLS is also going after Zidane, whose best days are long since past.
did y'all hear about the zidane movie playing at cannes this year? apparently they just follow him around all day.
There's a similar movie about me in production. It follows me as I watch TV and work on my jigsaw puzzle all day.
Post a Comment