Monday, June 05, 2006

Another American Conspiracy

The U.S. team apparently held a top-secret training match against fellow finalists Angola tonight. The players wore no numbers, but the media were able to tease a few details about the American squad from the Angolans:
  • Claudio Reyna played, and was reportedly impressive.
  • Tim Howard came on sometime in the second half.
  • The rest of us Americans all look the same.
  • Oh, yeah, and we won 1-0 on a goal from Brian McBride.
This report still leaves me nervous regarding the seeming lack of offensive variety from the U.S. side, but it's still a nice win against a team we should beat.

2 comments:

Jake said...

1-0 over Angola?! Where are the goals man? We need a 6'7" scoring robot of our own.

Jake said...

But I guess the most important thing is that no one got hurt.