Saturday, June 10, 2006

Preemptive Strike

Knowing that Josh intends to rightfully blast me in this space for bailing on the Faun's Beard game today, I am combining Bush's doctrines of preemptive war and slandering the character of people who expose your failings by going on the offensive. Josh Bishop raped an entire bus full of quadraplegic nuns. He was the second shooter on the grassy knoll. And it is his fault that Arrested Development was canceled.

Now, what were we talking about?

1 comment:

GinthMisterGrandeMax said...

easy ladies, Jake all you need to do yo get back in good favor with me is bleach your gair like Joel.